1 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:03,836 [Martin]Previously onBest Medicine... 2 00:00:03,836 --> 00:00:05,372 So, you want to leave the big city 3 00:00:05,372 --> 00:00:06,473 to come be our small town doctor. 4 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:07,841 Welcome to Port Wenn, Dr. Best. 5 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,509 -Get out of here. Go! -[dog barking] 6 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,511 [Martin] I find the people here far too chatty. 7 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,546 Louisa dumped me two weeks before our wedding. 8 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,715 You've been mooning over her ever since 9 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,584 the first day you got here. 10 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:18,785 -Hey. -Louisa. 11 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:21,488 -Can you make a fist? [sighs] -Is something wrong? 12 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:22,422 [exhales sharply] 13 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:23,723 [Elaine] A doctor who's afraid of blood. 14 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:24,724 -[Martin groans] -I could be 15 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:25,792 really helpful to you. 16 00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:29,429 You have an employee taking blood without a license. 17 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:30,764 The medical board won't like that. 18 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:32,531 They're gonna investigate you. 19 00:00:32,531 --> 00:00:34,601 -What kind of doctor am I? -You just saved 20 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:36,503 that little boy's life. 21 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,871 I'm happy to pretend it never happened. 22 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,839 I don't have time for drama 23 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,840 because I want to have a baby. 24 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,009 I know a specialist that you'd wanna talk to. 25 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,745 -How do you know Martin? -[Eden] We used to date. 26 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:46,680 When's the best time 27 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,748 to tell your kid that he's not your kid? 28 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,316 You know what I saw fishing? 29 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:52,752 Sea urchins for miles. 30 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:53,887 We're going to be rich! 31 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,722 -All of us! -[cheering] 32 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:02,595 [pleasant music] 33 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:08,535 I looked online. 34 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,470 A sudden deafness. It's a real thing. 35 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:13,573 It could be bacteria or even a brain tumor. 36 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,543 Well, I hate to have to say it, but... 37 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,312 it does look like a tumor. 38 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:20,814 Extremely large. Yep. 39 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:22,916 We're gonna have to amputate from the neck up. 40 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,918 -[both] What? -Tommy, the next time 41 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,553 you don't want to go to school, 42 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,321 just hide in your attic or run away from home. 43 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,422 Keep me out of it. 44 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:30,790 -What? Uh-- -Goodbye. Out. 45 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,426 -Uh-- Oh! -Out! 46 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,595 How long are you gonna be here today? 47 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,365 -As long as I feel like. -You do realize 48 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:39,699 I'm a highly-celebrated surgeon 49 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,601 who's vastly overqualified for this job. 50 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,470 I certainly don't need a monitor. 51 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,372 I'll be the judge of that. 52 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,740 Literally, that's why I'm here. 53 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,609 And-- And where did you go to medical school again? 54 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,778 Cayman Islands Institute of Medicine. 55 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,880 Right, I don't remember seeing you at Harvard. 56 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:57,250 -And you know what's funny? -Hmm, what's funny? 57 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:59,452 Now, it's my job 58 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,422 to decide whether you keep your job. 59 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:07,260 [quirky music] 60 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:08,495 [water bubbling] 61 00:02:08,527 --> 00:02:10,463 [scuba equipment hissing] 62 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:18,304 ♪ 63 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:29,883 [Sarah laughs] I'll tell you, 64 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:33,653 these little bastards are about to be the death of me. 65 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,489 -[Bert sighs] -No, seriously, I'm exhausted. 66 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:37,557 Huh, what are you two griping about? 67 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,959 It's like we have an ATM in the middle of our harbor. 68 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,862 And I can't stop making a withdrawal, 69 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:43,897 even if it kills me. 70 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,666 Yeah, you know, I-- I really could use a day off. 71 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,668 Oh, sorry, son, that tuition isn't paying itself. 72 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,538 But I will treat you two to lunch 73 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,872 at the Salty Breeze, huh? 74 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,641 Nope. Not hungry, Bert. 75 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,645 So, how long you gonna give me the cold shoulder? 76 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,447 A month? A year? Uh... 77 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,882 yeah, are you even gonna say goodbye to me 78 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,417 before you leave for Columbia? 79 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:05,819 Oh. I don't know. 80 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,721 You did lie to me about not being my real dad 81 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:10,557 -for, like, my whole life, so... -Hmm. 82 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:13,293 You know, I gotta pick up Judith at the hospital, 83 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,462 so I better, uh... 84 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:20,600 Ease up on him, Al. Ease up. 85 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,403 -Hey, send her our love, huh? -I will. 86 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:25,372 [yelling in pain] 87 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,906 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -[Sarah] Oh, oh, ow! 88 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:29,309 -Oh, my God. Oh, no. -Okay. 89 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,545 [low hum of chatter] 90 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:40,453 Greg, I've never had to wait this long for a damn table. 91 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:41,521 Hey, we-- we were waiting, too. 92 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,690 We--- We drove all the way from Portland for the uni. 93 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,459 Well, I've been coming here 18 years for the lobster roll. 94 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,895 -Oh, really? -Honey, it's okay. 95 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:52,665 These people are what make this experience so authentic. 96 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:53,700 Authentic? 97 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,369 -I'll show you authentic. -No! 98 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,470 -[customers gasp] -Clyde! 99 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,372 -I'll show you-- -Clyde! 100 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,607 -I'm gonna-- -Clyde! 101 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,676 How many times have I told you? 102 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,645 Oh, my goodness. 103 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:09,449 Yes, you're so beautiful, yeah. Oh! [laughs] 104 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:10,717 -[baby coos] -Aw, she's adorable. 105 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:14,354 Oh, well, the next Port Wenn baby will be yours. 106 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:15,855 Oh. Here's hoping. [chuckles] 107 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:17,490 Cute little nugget, Bree. 108 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,791 -Congrats. -[Louisa chuckles] 109 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,594 We would've made a cute one, but you were right. 110 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:24,464 Too complicated. Later, gator. 111 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:26,266 -Thanks for the rattle. -Yeah. 112 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:26,766 [Bree chuckles] 113 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,535 -[Mark] Whoa! -[customers exclaim] 114 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,503 [Mark laughs] Damn. 115 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:33,273 This new config, still not feeling it. 116 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:36,509 It's the perfect vacation for couples, 117 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,645 families, and kids of all ages. 118 00:04:38,678 --> 00:04:41,681 So, Port "When", are you coming to visit? 119 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,684 Brought to you by the Port Wenn Town Council. 120 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,387 [cheering] 121 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:50,423 [silverware clinking] 122 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,659 I told you that girl was a star. 123 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,527 It was the smartest thing that the council ever did, 124 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,429 was make her the face of Port Wenn. 125 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:59,532 -Elaine on TV! -[both chuckle] 126 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:02,135 Fights in our restaurant. 127 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,571 A whole new world. 128 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,574 -You're next. -[chuckles] 129 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,579 -Oh, hello, Louisa. -Hello. 130 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:16,583 May I see you? 131 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,588 Uh, I just wanted to say goodbye 132 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,390 before I head back to Boston. 133 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,491 Oh, good, I'm glad. 134 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:28,428 Um, not that you're going, I mean, saying goodbye. 135 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,430 -Uh... -This weekend. 136 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:33,199 -Mm-hmm? -It was... 137 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,467 nice. 138 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,702 It was. Yeah, mm-hmm. 139 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,705 I'd say things have been going... well. 140 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,473 I would say the same thing. 141 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,475 Now, should I start looking for apartments 142 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:43,710 for you in Boston? 143 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,513 What? W-- Why would you say that? 144 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:50,183 Uh, isn't that the plan? 145 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:53,553 To get off probation, go back to Boston, 146 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,321 be a surgeon again? 147 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,458 -[Martin] Well... -I mean... 148 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,593 after all that gets sorted, 149 00:06:00,593 --> 00:06:03,430 what exactly is keeping you here? 150 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,767 [gasps] Louisa. 151 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:08,768 What? No! 152 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,470 I-- I don't even know why you would say that. 153 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:11,705 What do you mean? Why would you-- 154 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:13,306 -Why would you... -I still need to see Louisa. 155 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,374 So is it okay if I... 156 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,343 -I see her here? -Oh. 157 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:17,444 Yes. 158 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,346 -Yes, of course. -Thank you. 159 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,548 Absolutely, of course. Yes. 160 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:25,752 How many times do I have to tell you? 161 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:28,655 "You're an old bag of bones. You need to retire. 162 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,358 Why can't you be like the other old ladies?" 163 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,759 Finally, you agree with me. 164 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:36,496 Like, just sell the boat, and take up Mahjong. 165 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,798 -Too trendy. -[woman wheezing] 166 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,433 [splashing] 167 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,102 [woman gasping] 168 00:06:42,469 --> 00:06:43,803 What is that? 169 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,472 [woman gasping] 170 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,474 A person. 171 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,342 [Sarah] What? Hey, wait. 172 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,577 Martin. Martin. 173 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:55,115 [suspenseful music] 174 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,088 [woman screams] 175 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,190 [loud splash] 176 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,527 [water splashing] 177 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,130 [woman whimpering] 178 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,599 [woman gasps] 179 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:16,636 [Martin panting] 180 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:20,373 Well, I've seen a lot of things in my day, 181 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,641 but this is a first. 182 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:26,246 [whimsical music] 183 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,481 [woman grunts] 184 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:36,122 [theme music] 185 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,776 What's wrong with her? 186 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,412 She's suffering from minor exposure, 187 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,281 but other than that, she seems okay. 188 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,050 Seems kind of fishy to me. 189 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:08,521 -[woman grunts] -Hi. You okay? 190 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,790 You're safe. You're safe. Just-- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 191 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,525 -You're okay. You're safe. -Oh, no. No, no, sweetheart. 192 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:13,593 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa. 193 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,628 -Call Sheriff Mark. -Okay, I'm going. 194 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:19,733 -You ready? -Oh, I'm so sorry 195 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:21,835 -to keep you waiting. -Oh, no, uh, please. 196 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,703 Beats me having to go all the way to Boston. 197 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,605 Hmm. Anyway, you know the drill, so we're just gonna... 198 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,574 -[Louisa] Oh, yeah. -...do a quick blood draw... 199 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,442 -[Louisa] Okay. -...and check your levels. 200 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,677 Okay. Yeah. 201 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,578 So, how are you handling the shots? 202 00:08:32,578 --> 00:08:34,714 Is there anything I should know about, or... 203 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,450 Uh, uh, no. No, uh, I'm... 204 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,717 -I'm a little tired. -Yeah. 205 00:08:38,717 --> 00:08:40,587 You know, insurance isn't covering all of this, 206 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,489 so I'm having to pick up other work. 207 00:08:42,554 --> 00:08:45,458 Understood. Any doubts? 208 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,460 Fears? You can tell me. 209 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,196 People find me very easy to talk to. 210 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,765 No. Uh, no. 211 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,467 E-- Ever since I decided to do it on my own, 212 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,504 uh, I have had no doubts whatsoever. 213 00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,240 -Clear skies ahead. -Mm. 214 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,508 I admire you. 215 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,343 You know, letting go of the fantasy. 216 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,477 -The fantasy? -Oh, you know, 217 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,646 falling in love, getting pregnant, 218 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,515 the perfect man holding your hand 219 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,350 as you push out your baby, all that... 220 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,585 [gags] ...nonsense. 221 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,888 Yeah, that sounds so crazy. 222 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,724 Mm! I can't even tell you the amount of women 223 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,593 who held out for the husband and the baby, 224 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,495 only to find themselves at 50, 225 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,631 barren, swiping on Hinge. 226 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:28,468 Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey, I love our girl talks. 227 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,704 -Samesy. [laughs] -[Eden] Mm! 228 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:37,677 [all] Port "When" are you gonna come visit? 229 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,613 -[cheering, applause] -Thank you, and to you. 230 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,515 [chuckles] Every day? 231 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:45,685 [Eden chuckling] 232 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,521 I was gonna say, "Port where have you been?" 233 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:49,756 [sighs] Boat christening, 234 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,392 and then a photo op at Karla's bait shack. 235 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,227 Doc said that I could go. 236 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,662 I might be making that last part up. 237 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,665 It's fine. Who am I to interfere? 238 00:09:58,665 --> 00:09:59,833 If you don't want to interfere, 239 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:02,335 why did you renovate this entire office? 240 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:05,505 Tell me that I have to dress like a dental hygienist. 241 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,707 I mean, nice improvements, I would say. 242 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,810 This place looks like a... doctor's office. 243 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,912 Yes, and you look like someone who works here. 244 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,448 I want to remind you that Martin is in this mess 245 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,684 with the medical board because things get a little too 246 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,586 loosey-goosey around here. 247 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,521 By "loosey-goosey", do you mean 248 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,690 helping Doc when he needed me? 249 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,492 Oh. Oh, I need to go. 250 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:28,762 -I actually do need to go now. -Couldn't agree more. 251 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,466 Yeah. Nope. 252 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,701 Nope. 253 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:38,705 Now, this one looks like marriage material. 254 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:40,674 She's got gravitas. 255 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,709 Nose like an emperor. 256 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,744 -I don't know. -Come on, Marky. 257 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,447 Time is running out. Tick-tock, tick-tock. 258 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,581 Mom, I'm not that old. 259 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,617 Not for you, sweetheart, for me. 260 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:53,420 My biological grandmother clock is ticking. 261 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,723 I want some more little Markys running around out there. 262 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,459 I don't know, all the women I'm meeting are great. 263 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,627 It's just I'm like... 264 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,829 I'm like looking for one that makes me smile 265 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:06,366 so hard that my face hurts, you know? 266 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,434 You sure? 267 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,404 Happy-go-lily 33 couldn't make that gorgeous face hurt? 268 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:15,508 Okay, maybe I should just marry happy-go-lily 33. 269 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,743 -Give up on the whole... -Marky, 270 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,446 you're too young, and too brilliant 271 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,580 to give up on anything. 272 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,483 No, maybe I should just grow up. 273 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,751 Forget about the fairy tale. 274 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:27,454 Maybe it doesn't exist, you know? 275 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,489 Hello? What? 276 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,658 Okay. 277 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,526 I gotta go, Ma. 278 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,495 Someone just found a mermaid. 279 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,231 -[Sally] Oh! -[Mark laughs] 280 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,799 Is she okay? 281 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,369 I mean, why is she dressed like this? 282 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,737 I don't know. 283 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,638 Why are you dressed like that? 284 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,573 Uh-- 285 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,442 She appears to be just extremely exhausted. 286 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,578 -Did you call Bar Harbor? -Yeah, they're busy. 287 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,813 -What do you mean, busy? -They had four ambulance teams, 288 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,482 -and now it's down to two. -Great. 289 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,816 Well, I'll just take a number, and hope we live. 290 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,519 [Renee] Dr. Best, may I speak to you? 291 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,388 [Martin sighs] 292 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,624 Don't take your eyes off of her. 293 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:05,792 Your fridge is empty. 294 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,427 Well, actually, it was full until you-- 295 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,397 I'm leaving, and I wanted to do a little check-in. 296 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,431 [Martin] Mm-hmm. 297 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,434 So far, you're doing very well. 298 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,769 Your practice is run impeccably, 299 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,704 and no sign of any major impairment 300 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,572 from your little phobia. 301 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,441 I'm so pleased. 302 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,811 Now, we have three more months left together, 303 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,846 and as you know, my report factors heavily 304 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,449 into the board's decision about your license. 305 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,550 As you remind me, every week. 306 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,485 So, maybe some tuna fish, 307 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:37,323 sardines, sour cherry juice, and a stream of whoopie pies. 308 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,327 I'll be back... 309 00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:45,732 When you least expect it. 310 00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:46,933 You know, here's the thing. 311 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,703 I-- I will expect it because you just told me. 312 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,539 -[door creaks] -Just-- 313 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,442 -Dr. Best? -Peter. 314 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,543 Uh, wait. 315 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,510 I'm not late for school. 316 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:01,448 I just wanted to talk to you for a second. 317 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,582 Okay, what-- what is it? 318 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,683 Is that lady still here? 319 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,585 The one who eats? No, she just left. 320 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:06,786 No, the one who smiles and says, 321 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,724 "What's a boy and a dirty dog doing in a doctor's office?" 322 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,459 Oh, no, she's gone, too. 323 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,593 [Peter] Phew. 324 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,729 Copernicus is really unhappy. 325 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,297 -[Copernicus whines] -[Martin] Oh. 326 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,865 -Why's that? -Now that that lady's 327 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,601 not letting him hang around here anymore, 328 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,737 Copernicus is really missing you. 329 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:26,506 You used to spend a lot of time with him. 330 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,509 And now you're not. 331 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,344 Hmm. 332 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,347 That is sad. 333 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:38,852 But I think Copernicus needs to realize 334 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:42,489 that part of life is that things change. 335 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,857 You don't miss him? 336 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:47,761 You know, I think maybe Copernicus 337 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,363 shouldn't be hanging out with me. 338 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:54,668 You know, I think maybe he should be hanging out 339 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,504 with... dogs his own age. 340 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,672 Forget you! 341 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,408 -Well, Peter! -Come on, Copernicus. 342 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,542 [Elaine] Doc? She's alert. 343 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:11,384 My name is Dr. Martin Best. What's your name? 344 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,487 Can you understand what I'm saying? 345 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,390 Okay, good, can you tell me where you're from? 346 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,261 Would-- would you like to try some water? 347 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,664 -Oh, okay. That's fine. -All right, that's a new one. 348 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,766 -Doc, what's going on? -Nope? Okay. 349 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,803 -[Martin clears throat] -Whoa. Whoa. 350 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,738 -It is a mermaid. -No, Mark. 351 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,774 -Of course it's not a real-- -[Mark] I know. I know. 352 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,443 No. I'm just, like-- 353 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:40,280 What am I, like five? Amid, like... [panting] 354 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,414 Whoa! 355 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,452 I'm Mark. 356 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,520 -Hey. Are you thirsty? -Oh. 357 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,256 -What's your name? -It's actually not a good idea. 358 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,425 -[Mark laughs] -What did I do? 359 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,494 We need to examine you 360 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,630 and get myself dry, and try to find my dignity, 361 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:01,134 and you, my assistant, Elaine, will get your clothes. 362 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,370 Boo! Bah-bah-gah. 363 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,439 It's so beautiful. That's her mermaid language. 364 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,174 [woman] Ooooh! 365 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,610 Bah-bah-bah-noo-mah. 366 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,580 Foo! Bah-la-la-la... 367 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,648 -Ding-dong-dong. -Mark. 368 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,717 Yeah, I'm just trying to meet her where she is, Doc. 369 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,652 -That-- That's not... -Okay. 370 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,722 There are no signs of a stroke or anything neurological. 371 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,591 Can you try and speak again? 372 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:28,028 Goop-o-hoof-ben-di-yo-ba. 373 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,397 -[woman whimpers] -[Elaine] Doc, what's happening? 374 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,631 -She's having a seizure. -[Elaine] Okay. 375 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,566 -Help me lie her down. -[Elaine] All right. 376 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,504 [dramatic music] 377 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,707 Okay, her blood sample is being tested. 378 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,775 -What is going on? -Yeah. 379 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,410 Is she under an evil spell? 380 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,678 Mark, how many times do I have to tell you? 381 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,647 Probably a few more. I just like the idea. Okay? 382 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:51,418 Okay. Look. I think she has hypernatremia. 383 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,453 Elevated sodium from ingesting salt water. 384 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,621 It would explain the odd behavior and seizures. 385 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:59,225 Now, the good news is the IV fluid should take care of it. 386 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,594 Uh, where did she go? 387 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,563 She just had a seizure. Why did she leave? 388 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,332 Mermaids don't have insurance, Doc. 389 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,435 Um, hi. Hello, everyone. 390 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,503 I'm sorry. Has anybody seen a mermaid? 391 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,372 [cell phone ringing] 392 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,240 Uh, um, hello? 393 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,345 Doc. It's Sarah. Judith is home, 394 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,512 and she needs help with her oxygen tank. 395 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,515 -It's not a good time. -[Sarah]Martin, you promised. 396 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,550 When Judith came home 397 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,352 from the hospital, that you would help us. 398 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,553 I can't be everywhere at once, Aunt Sarah. 399 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,488 -[Sarah]What could possibly... -Don't worry. I'll find her. 400 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,923 -She couldn't have gone far. -Okay. 401 00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,591 [Sarah]...come over here and help her 402 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,226 -with her oxygen tank. -She could be very sick, 403 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,361 so don't waste any time being... 404 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,595 -you. -Got it. 405 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,498 Mermaid in distress. Why am I smiling? 406 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,632 -Ah, here we go. -[Sarah]...Those people gave me 407 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,801 no instructions, none whatsoever. And if you... 408 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,170 -[Elaine sighs] -[Mark] Mmm.... 409 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,541 Mana-laaa-oooh? 410 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:52,312 [squawking] 411 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,315 Worth a try. 412 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,185 [George groaning in pain] 413 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,787 You see this? 414 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,455 This is the second time this week. 415 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,325 I should sue myself for unsafe working conditions. 416 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,459 Georgie. 417 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,429 Is it time for the walk-in? 418 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,664 It seems so. 419 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,401 [whimsical music] 420 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,472 [screaming] 421 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,410 [George gasps] 422 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,246 Oh! 423 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,849 This is extremely inconvenient. Let's make this quick. 424 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,519 Oh, little Marty. Polite as usual. 425 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,688 -I won't offer you coffee. -Good. 426 00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:38,458 I save my manners for people who actually follow doctor's orders. 427 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,426 No, you don't. 428 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,894 But he does make a good point, Judith. 429 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,762 We've all been telling you for years. 430 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,665 You've got to stop smoking. You've gotta stop smoking. 431 00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:48,635 And now you end up in the hospital for two weeks 432 00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:49,703 with double pneumonia. 433 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,872 Yes, all right. I will not smoke at this table. 434 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,841 I will not smoke at this coffee pot. 435 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,543 I will not smoke at this lamp. 436 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,745 That's what she's been doing since she got back. 437 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,548 Okay, I gotta go get paid. 438 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,317 It's just a little trick. Mind over matter. 439 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,319 How about a nicotine patch instead? 440 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,854 Just show me how to use this thing, 441 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,789 Mr. Busy Harvard Medical Degree. 442 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:13,326 You use this when you need extra help breathing. 443 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,295 But most importantly, 444 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,730 this is compressed oxygen. 445 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,633 On or off, you cannot have an open flame anywhere. 446 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,335 I got it. I got it. 447 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,605 No smoking. No smoking. No smoking. 448 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,575 I haven't had a cigarette for two weeks. 449 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,211 You think I'm a moron? [coughs] 450 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,413 Absolutely, 100% yes. 451 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,549 [phone buzzing] 452 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,321 Mark. 453 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,256 Where was she found? 454 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,825 Where? 455 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:49,429 -Okay, well, bring her to my o-- -[explosion booms] 456 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,667 [smoke alarm beeping] 457 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:57,404 [coughing] 458 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,473 Okay, all right. 459 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:04,277 No more smoking, starting now. 460 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:07,414 [groaning, coughing] 461 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,517 [panting] 462 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,724 So, her house actually exploded in front of you, 463 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:18,858 and no one was hurt? 464 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:22,362 The level of stupidity in humans can never be overestimated, 465 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,464 but she seemed unharmed. 466 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,800 Any missing persons report matching her description? 467 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,601 No, I checked, Doc. Nothing. 468 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,671 Mermaid lady, why'd you run away? 469 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:34,474 -No. -Wait. 470 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,110 She's hydrated. 471 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,513 If she had hypernatremia, she'd be able to talk now. 472 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,750 The evil spell. It's stronger than we thought. 473 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,652 I want something bad to happen to this man. 474 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,254 It was just a joke, it's not like I actually 475 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,522 think she's half-fish. 476 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,790 -Oh, no, no, no, no. -[Martin] Ooh! Ooh! Whoa! 477 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,659 -It's all right. It's all right. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 478 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,296 -[Elaine] It's... -Are those scales? 479 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,399 It could be neurosarcoidosis. 480 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,467 Are you talking gibberish now, too, Doc? 481 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,670 No, it's a skin condition. It can also affect the brain. 482 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,705 It would explain her scales and her speech, 483 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,274 but I need to take a skin sample. 484 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,609 [woman sighs] 485 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:14,581 Ah, Louisa, the fish smell! I'm going to hurl. 486 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,583 Oh, uh, sorry. Is it really that bad? 487 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,284 I thought it was getting better. 488 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,419 Well, it's not. 489 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,687 Those sea urchins, they're nasty. 490 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,655 Mm, yeah, but you know, renting out the barn 491 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,558 for the processing center is keeping the school open, 492 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,527 and now that I'm principal, I have to be thinking 493 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,795 about globally, about all of the financial-- 494 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,829 Fine. Never mind. Okay. 495 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,433 I really came in here to tell you the huge gossip. 496 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,901 -Gossip? Yay. -Yes. 497 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,736 -[both laughing] -Tell me. 498 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,305 -Guess who's getting married. -Who? 499 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,341 -Me. Aah! -Oh! Oh! 500 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,709 Wow, wow, I-- oh, my God, 501 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,611 I-- I didn't even know you were dating. 502 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,580 Oh. Is this making you feel bad? 503 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,616 Oh, no, no, no, of-- of course not. 504 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,718 I mean, why-- why would this make me feel bad? 505 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,853 Well, because I know that you've been trying to get pregnant, 506 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,790 so I can imagine you're not doing a lot of swiping. 507 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:57,957 Uh, yeah, that's true. 508 00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,226 I'm not really thinking about that stuff right now, so... 509 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,261 Yeah, no, of course not. 510 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,296 And getting pregnant is, like, a really big deal. 511 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,497 I should know. 512 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,566 Oh, are you-- are you trying to get pregnant? 513 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,436 No. I am pregnant. Aaah! 514 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,705 -What? -[Jeannie sobbing] 515 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:15,208 -Oh, I'm, like, so happy. -What? 516 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,476 [Martin] Hmm. 517 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:20,480 It's not sarcoidosis. It's ichthyosis. 518 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,615 Her skin condition isn't what's affecting her speech. 519 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,451 Mark, can you please stop smiling? 520 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,619 -It's unnerving. -I wish I could. 521 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,256 It's not happening. [chuckles] 522 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,492 Hey, lady. Who are you? 523 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,628 -I'm a mermaid. -Called it! 524 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,498 -[Martin] What's your name? -Cecilia. 525 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,799 -And your last name? -Mermaid. 526 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:43,803 Your birth certificate reads Cecilia Mermaid? 527 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:44,804 Okay. 528 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,673 You mean you're like a mermaid impersonator? 529 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,375 Yes. 530 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,509 That's it. Exactly. 531 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,411 Like on one of those Broadway cruises? 532 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,747 -Exactly. -Ah. [chuckles] 533 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,483 Cecilia, what happened to you? 534 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,552 I drank too much, and fell overboard. 535 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,822 -Okay. Time to go. -Not yet. Uh... 536 00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:03,690 your skin condition. 537 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,592 Have you had it your whole life? 538 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:06,626 Yes. 539 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,495 It first started on my face. 540 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:12,732 Even Santa wouldn't let me sit on his lap. [laughs] 541 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,534 [Mark chuckles] 542 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,137 Is that why you ran out of the office? 543 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,271 Yes. 544 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:21,675 I've been made fun of my whole life. 545 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,511 "Hey, is there any tartar sauce for those fish sticks?" 546 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,680 -People can be cruel. -Can I have my costume? 547 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,815 -I'm going. -We need you to stay overnight. 548 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,784 We don't know anything about your condition. 549 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,419 -That's cool. Bye. -No, no, no. Oh! 550 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,453 -[Martin] Whoa! -Bye. 551 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,490 -No, you don't have money or ID. -[Cecilia] Later. 552 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,661 Cecilia, I'm a doctor. I don't chase people. 553 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:44,564 Good. Because I feel perfectly... 554 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,801 [wheezing] Uh-oh. 555 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,469 What's wrong? 556 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,738 Garbled speech, seizures, and now wheezing? 557 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:53,707 Maybe I'm allergic to this place. 558 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,475 Okay. Here's your costume. 559 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,444 I-- I tried to get all of the kelp off. 560 00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,280 Ew. Kelp me, right? [laughs] 561 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,182 -Wait. -[Elaine] What? 562 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,419 Kelp. Is there any more on it? 563 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:08,655 Um, a little. Uh... 564 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:17,464 -Hmm... -Ew! Why is that red? 565 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,599 -[sighs] Red tide. -What's that? 566 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,501 It's a toxic algae bloom. 567 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,535 If she was in the water long enough, 568 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,604 it would explain your seizures, your speech, 569 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,506 -and your wheezing. -What do we do? What do we do? 570 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,774 You just need an inhaler. I have one. 571 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,477 Okay, but after that, no more running around, no more chasing. 572 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,212 You hear me? 573 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,648 I'm gonna go home and get you some clothes. 574 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,518 Your people are very bossy. 575 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,654 We heard what happened to you. 576 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:45,358 Falling off of a cruise ship? Hey, would you do karaoke here? 577 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:47,394 You and I could duet. 578 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:48,762 ♪ Under the sea 579 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:51,765 I'm not legally allowed to sing that off the boat. 580 00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:54,534 -Are you sure at all? -Her job right now is to rest, 581 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,536 not a single steel drum, understand? 582 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:57,771 Fine, ruin my fun. 583 00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:59,539 Just don't tell Sarah we're doing this. 584 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,641 I told her we didn't have any room for Judith. 585 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,510 Good, you'd have to be a complete idiot 586 00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:04,744 to let Judith stay with you. 587 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,480 So, Sarah is letting Judith stay with her. 588 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:08,748 What? 589 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,650 How can someone so old have such bad judgment? 590 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,619 I am not going to tell her you said that. 591 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,621 But look, could you just talk to her, please? 592 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,656 We prefer Sarah Sans flambé. 593 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,625 -Immediately. -[Glendon exhales] 594 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,561 And I was just wondering, how could my day get any worse? 595 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:22,696 Well, that weird monitor 596 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,531 still hasn't kicked you out of town. 597 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:25,665 -Shame. -Hmm. 598 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,400 She's unhappy with my snacks, 599 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,601 but as far as my practice, A-plus. 600 00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:31,805 A doctor who's afraid of blood? I mean, how's it even possible? 601 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:33,540 [sighs] Because it hasn't kept me 602 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,808 from being an excellent physician. 603 00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:36,776 And Elaine has gotten her phlebotomy license, 604 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,412 so I think it's time for you to drop this obsession with me 605 00:24:39,412 --> 00:24:40,714 and take up a hobby. 606 00:24:40,714 --> 00:24:42,415 Preferably something dangerous. 607 00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:43,850 See, I enjoy knowing your secret. 608 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:47,687 Figuring out the worst possible time to tell everyone. 609 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:50,690 That's my hobby. [slurping] 610 00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:52,459 You know what, Doc? 611 00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:53,693 Maybe it is time that you just tell everyone, 612 00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:55,562 before that jerk does it. 613 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:56,730 I can barely get these people to listen to me now. 614 00:24:56,796 --> 00:24:59,399 I mean, what do you think is going to happen after they--- 615 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:00,433 There's nothing to be ashamed of. 616 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,435 Ashamed? Did I say I was-- 617 00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:04,571 I'm not ashamed. Come on, please. Ooh! 618 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:06,606 -Oh, Oh, uh, hi. -Sorry. 619 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,608 Sorry, I didn't know you were working today. 620 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,311 Sandra's sick, so I'm just filling in. 621 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:13,546 How are you feeling? 622 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,615 -Uh, we haven't had a chance-- -I'm feeling good. 623 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,717 You know, a-- a little up and down. 624 00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:22,322 But, um, excited for whatever happens. 625 00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:24,224 Good for you. I'm... 626 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:26,459 glad you're happy. 627 00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:28,561 I am happy. 628 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,497 -Yeah. -Yeah. 629 00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:32,632 -All right. -Well, okay. 630 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,335 Table five, baby. 631 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:41,608 What are you doing? 632 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,476 You think I'm a cocaine smuggler? 633 00:25:43,510 --> 00:25:44,711 You almost blew up your own home 634 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:48,415 less than ten minutes after you got home from the hospital. 635 00:25:48,448 --> 00:25:51,751 -You're lucky you're not dead. -I admit that was not good. 636 00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:53,520 And no one else would take you in. 637 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:54,688 Trust me. I called around. 638 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:57,757 Well, that is hurtful. You have a mean streak, Sarah. 639 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:01,194 -Everyone says so. -Really? 640 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,399 What are you doing? 641 00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:08,368 Put your-- put your hands-- put your-- 642 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,636 You are not doing a body search. 643 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:10,670 -I'm sorry, Judith. -No, you're not. 644 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,405 -But I am. -No. [screams] 645 00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:13,673 -You bet I am! -What are you doing? 646 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,775 -Okay, where are they? -Stop that! [groans] 647 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:18,244 Don't you try to get away from me. 648 00:26:18,278 --> 00:26:19,746 My-- [groaning] 649 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,548 You don't want me to find that cigarette. 650 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:25,285 Stop it! Stop that! Stop it! I said, stop it! 651 00:26:25,385 --> 00:26:26,653 Right now! How dare you! 652 00:26:26,653 --> 00:26:28,521 -How dare you? -Stop it! 653 00:26:28,521 --> 00:26:30,790 I'm gonna find it! My God! 654 00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:34,527 -Do you have on a jog bra? -I speed walk! 655 00:26:34,527 --> 00:26:35,795 How dare you! 656 00:26:35,829 --> 00:26:38,665 You have befouled our friendship! 657 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,533 Oh, hi, girls! 658 00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:42,769 Oh, thank God you're here, Geneva. [sighs] 659 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:46,473 Sarah's turned into some insane dominatrix pervert! 660 00:26:46,473 --> 00:26:49,809 She's here to keep an eye on you while I go run some errands. 661 00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,712 -A babysitter? -Don't take your eyes off her. 662 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:55,648 Oh, come on, it'll be fun. 663 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,684 I'll catch you up on everything that's happened 664 00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:59,419 since you were in the hospital. 665 00:26:59,419 --> 00:27:00,687 -All right. -Huh? [chuckles] 666 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:04,691 First off, we have a mermaid in town. 667 00:27:04,691 --> 00:27:09,329 Oh, and I have a photo. 668 00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:14,300 That's a mermaid? 669 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:16,670 No, that's a lung 670 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:19,372 after years of cigarette smoking. 671 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:22,575 -[Judith coughs] -And I have colored ones, too. 672 00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:23,810 [Judith sighs] 673 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:28,348 Now look at these arteries. You see all of that? 674 00:27:28,415 --> 00:27:30,684 That's plaque. 675 00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:34,688 And I have a poem written by a woman 676 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:37,857 who lost two husbands to cigarette addiction. 677 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,694 I will not murder Geneva. I will not murder Geneva. 678 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:43,630 -[doorbell rings] -Uh, my shift is over, 679 00:27:43,630 --> 00:27:46,366 but that doesn't mean you'll be alone. 680 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:48,201 There's a dark energy in here. 681 00:27:48,702 --> 00:27:49,669 Who are you? 682 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:54,341 Teenagers, here to spend quality time with you. 683 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,308 Actually, no. 684 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:56,343 Uh, Louisa said we'd get some extra credit 685 00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:59,479 if we volunteered with the decrepit or whatever. 686 00:27:59,479 --> 00:28:00,747 So, uh, which one of you is it? 687 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:03,483 -Oh. -What-- what are you? A juvie? 688 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:04,718 A punk? A ruffian? 689 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:07,487 She's so tragicmatic, I'm into it, though. 690 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,756 Have fun. [laughs] 691 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:12,359 Set an alarm reminding me to TikTok tonight 692 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,760 about how boring my life is. 693 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,497 So, has anyone ever been you for Halloween? 694 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,599 [groans] 695 00:28:19,632 --> 00:28:22,769 [Judith sniffing] 696 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:25,505 Breathe deep, girl. I get it. 697 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,275 [Al groans] 698 00:28:29,743 --> 00:28:31,544 -[door clicks shut] -[Louisa groaning] 699 00:28:31,611 --> 00:28:33,413 -Oh. -Oh. 700 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,614 -Hello. -Hi, roomie. 701 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:35,915 -Welcome home. -Come on. 702 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,650 Take a seat. We're about to watchSplash. 703 00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:39,386 Given the circumstances of the day, 704 00:28:39,419 --> 00:28:40,687 we felt very inspired. 705 00:28:40,754 --> 00:28:42,489 Well, I'm gonna grab some popcorn, 706 00:28:42,522 --> 00:28:43,523 and then scooch over. 707 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,392 Okay. Scooch over. 708 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,560 [Martin] Are you out of your mind? 709 00:28:47,627 --> 00:28:49,496 Letting that lunatic stay with you? 710 00:28:49,529 --> 00:28:50,530 What was I supposed to do? 711 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,598 Just let her sleep in the woods? 712 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:54,634 No. Because then she would set our whole forest on fire. 713 00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:55,802 She could blow your whole house up. 714 00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:57,704 -Is she in there now? -Yeah. 715 00:28:57,771 --> 00:29:02,275 But I checked everywhere, and I mean everywhere. 716 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:03,343 No cigarettes. 717 00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:06,246 And I got people up there with her all the time. 718 00:29:06,246 --> 00:29:07,414 This is reckless and irresponsible. 719 00:29:07,514 --> 00:29:10,684 It's also kind and neighborly, and I thought you were beginning 720 00:29:10,717 --> 00:29:12,819 to get a hang of those concepts, 721 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,788 but it seems like a certain somebody 722 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:18,425 has just walked you back a couple of steps. 723 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,459 What's that supposed to mean? 724 00:29:19,526 --> 00:29:20,560 I thought there for a while 725 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,595 you were really getting the idea 726 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:24,431 about living in community, 727 00:29:24,464 --> 00:29:26,566 being a part of a small town. 728 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:27,701 You were changing. 729 00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:29,703 Exactly. God forbid I just be me. 730 00:29:29,703 --> 00:29:31,271 And for the record, 731 00:29:31,371 --> 00:29:33,440 that's what I like about a certain someone. 732 00:29:33,473 --> 00:29:34,507 They never ask me to change. 733 00:29:34,641 --> 00:29:36,609 They don't make me feel like I'm always falling short. 734 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,611 They like me just how I am. 735 00:29:38,678 --> 00:29:40,613 And you know what? It's fantastic. 736 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,449 Then why don't you seem happy? 737 00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:44,617 Well, I am very happy. 738 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,453 Happy, happy, happy. 739 00:29:46,486 --> 00:29:47,687 Oh, I'm sorry I had to see that. 740 00:29:47,721 --> 00:29:48,655 Now, if she's gonna stay in this house, 741 00:29:48,688 --> 00:29:50,590 then I'm giving her the house rules first. 742 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:51,725 -Yeah, Martin-- -That's it. 743 00:29:51,725 --> 00:29:53,360 -Oh, come on. -No, end of story. 744 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,728 Listen here... Judith! 745 00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:56,730 What the hell do you think you're doing? 746 00:29:56,730 --> 00:29:57,664 You almost took my eye out. 747 00:29:57,697 --> 00:30:01,634 I'm saving the youth of today, and my sanity. 748 00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:04,237 These teens are killing me. 749 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:05,672 Oh, my gosh. 750 00:30:05,672 --> 00:30:07,707 She literally just threw our phones out the window. 751 00:30:07,741 --> 00:30:08,742 I actually needed an upgrade anyway, but-- 752 00:30:08,742 --> 00:30:10,643 You children are horrible. 753 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,713 And those phones are killing you. 754 00:30:13,747 --> 00:30:15,515 Why don't you read a book? 755 00:30:15,515 --> 00:30:16,649 Or see a play? 756 00:30:16,716 --> 00:30:18,685 Or find out who Igor Stravinsky is? 757 00:30:18,718 --> 00:30:21,287 Oh, isn't he that weirdo who sits behind me in math? 758 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:22,756 -Okay. -[Harley] No, no, that's Ivan. 759 00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:25,425 -Ivan? -Judith, stop! 760 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:28,528 Those children aren't enough to drive anybody to jump. 761 00:30:28,795 --> 00:30:31,498 You do have a point. Get out. 762 00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:34,534 We didn't even do anything. 763 00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:36,036 I said, just go. 764 00:30:36,569 --> 00:30:37,504 Judith, if you're gonna stay in this house, 765 00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:40,674 you will abide by all of Aunt Sarah's rules 766 00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:41,741 to the letter. 767 00:30:41,775 --> 00:30:43,410 -Number one. -I know. 768 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:44,611 I know. No smoking. 769 00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:45,912 No smoking. No smoking. 770 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:49,683 Don't you people realize? I don't want to smoke. 771 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:51,551 I want to quit! 772 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:55,321 But nothing is harder in this world, 773 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:58,525 not childbirth, or recovering from SARS, 774 00:30:58,558 --> 00:31:00,560 or even quitting heroin. 775 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:03,563 I had a big life. 776 00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:07,801 What I'm trying to tell you, is that I'm trying. 777 00:31:07,801 --> 00:31:09,602 Haven't you ever had anything in your life 778 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:13,540 that just kicked your ass no matter what you did? 779 00:31:14,507 --> 00:31:18,445 Something that you hate about yourself, 780 00:31:18,511 --> 00:31:20,547 but you can't change it? 781 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:23,283 A flaw you can't beat? 782 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,719 Something you have no control over, 783 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:29,255 and yet it just shapes your whole life. 784 00:31:30,390 --> 00:31:31,558 Yes. 785 00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:33,560 [Judith] Then you understand. 786 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,595 I'm doing the best I can. 787 00:31:35,662 --> 00:31:36,696 I'm sorry. 788 00:31:36,696 --> 00:31:37,831 I made a mistake. 789 00:31:37,831 --> 00:31:40,467 I blew up the house, and I regret it. 790 00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:41,701 And I regret all 791 00:31:41,701 --> 00:31:45,472 730,000 cigarettes I ever smoked, 792 00:31:45,538 --> 00:31:47,440 but I am trying. 793 00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:49,642 [tearfully] I'm trying. 794 00:31:49,642 --> 00:31:52,545 I will not smoke again. I will not smoke again. 795 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:53,513 I will not smoke again. 796 00:31:53,513 --> 00:31:55,715 Why don't we go outside for a minute? 797 00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:57,450 I will not smoke again. 798 00:31:57,851 --> 00:32:01,621 Maybe we, or you, can help her. 799 00:32:01,688 --> 00:32:02,655 Maybe it'll be okay. 800 00:32:02,722 --> 00:32:05,592 Just reassure me that she has no access to any-- 801 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,626 Absolutely. 802 00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:08,762 I mean, I practically strip-searched her. 803 00:32:08,828 --> 00:32:10,730 Do you think she would be so stu-- 804 00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:13,333 -[explosion booms] -Whoa! 805 00:32:15,468 --> 00:32:18,338 [smoke alarm beeping] 806 00:32:18,738 --> 00:32:21,574 [coughing] 807 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:26,713 You should have looked in my jog bra. 808 00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:30,216 [coughing] 809 00:32:35,889 --> 00:32:39,426 That was, like, so inspiring. 810 00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:42,328 Tom Hanks left everything he knew. 811 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:44,564 His family, the produce business, 812 00:32:44,564 --> 00:32:47,567 his ability to walk on land just to be with her. 813 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,736 Nothing is more important than true love, nothing. 814 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:53,540 He realized he didn't want to live, like, a day without her. 815 00:32:53,573 --> 00:32:56,576 So he was willing to leave it all behind. 816 00:32:56,576 --> 00:32:58,445 Wait, wait, what are we talking about? 817 00:32:58,445 --> 00:33:00,914 Al, how many times have we talked about this? 818 00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:02,916 I cannot move to New York with you. 819 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:04,684 -Why, why? -What are you talking about? 820 00:33:04,718 --> 00:33:07,787 Sleeping in your dorm when I don't go there? 821 00:33:07,821 --> 00:33:09,556 That's weird. It's creepy. 822 00:33:09,589 --> 00:33:11,825 It's not creepy. It's-- No, no, you're a celebrity now. 823 00:33:11,891 --> 00:33:13,426 -Yes, it is! Oh! -You could, like... 824 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,694 maybe you could find an agent out there. 825 00:33:14,761 --> 00:33:16,496 You could, who knows? 826 00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:19,499 Maybe you could get a billboard in Times Square. 827 00:33:19,532 --> 00:33:20,367 Sure. 828 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,435 From "Welcome to Port Wenn"? 829 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:23,603 -Yes, exactly. -Babe, you're nuts. 830 00:33:23,636 --> 00:33:26,339 I am nuts. I'm so nuts about you, Elaine. 831 00:33:26,373 --> 00:33:27,674 -Come to New York. -Ew! I-- 832 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:30,343 Look, if Tom Hanks is able 833 00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:32,779 to just leave his life on land, 834 00:33:32,812 --> 00:33:36,282 you can come to New York. 835 00:33:36,716 --> 00:33:37,751 I mean, I always thought 836 00:33:37,751 --> 00:33:40,453 that I would go with a better plan than that. 837 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:43,423 Yeah. 838 00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:44,557 But... 839 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,262 yeah. 840 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,564 Okay. 841 00:33:51,564 --> 00:33:52,699 -Okay? -Yeah. 842 00:33:52,732 --> 00:33:53,833 -New York. -New York. 843 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:55,368 You're saying yes to New York? 844 00:33:55,368 --> 00:33:56,603 Yeah, I was saying yes to New York. 845 00:33:56,636 --> 00:33:57,937 -No, yeah, I'll go to New York. -New York? 846 00:33:57,971 --> 00:33:59,272 I feel like we should go to New York. 847 00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:01,441 -New York! -Woo! 848 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:02,575 [laughs] 849 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:06,579 My turn. 850 00:34:07,547 --> 00:34:09,716 [Susan] I just can't believe it, your story. 851 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:10,817 It's a miracle you're alive. 852 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:14,286 You should write a book, Surviving at Sea, A Fish Tale. 853 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:15,221 -Get it? -Mm-hmm. 854 00:34:15,288 --> 00:34:17,724 Could you sing "Poor Unfortunate Souls"? 855 00:34:17,757 --> 00:34:19,592 -I just love that one. -Aw. 856 00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:20,827 What's happening? 857 00:34:20,860 --> 00:34:22,661 Hi, Cecilia. I'm Mary. 858 00:34:22,696 --> 00:34:24,531 I heard you might need some clothes. 859 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:28,268 And here, from my son, Tommy. [chuckles] 860 00:34:28,301 --> 00:34:29,668 Why are you all being so nice? 861 00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:33,273 We know you went through a traumatic experience. 862 00:34:33,273 --> 00:34:34,507 What else would we do? 863 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:35,574 I also got you this prepaid phone. 864 00:34:35,608 --> 00:34:39,779 I'm sure there's so many people you need to call. 865 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:41,281 Are you making fun of me? 866 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:42,614 -No. -Cecilia. 867 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:43,750 No. We're not-- 868 00:34:43,783 --> 00:34:45,318 -What? No. -Of course not. 869 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:46,353 -Cecilia. -Hey, Cecilia. 870 00:34:46,386 --> 00:34:48,521 -Hey, can we talk for a second? -I'd rather not. 871 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:52,058 -Maybe tomorrow. -Yeah, but maybe now is good. 872 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:55,261 Um, okay, see, so, um... 873 00:34:56,463 --> 00:34:57,797 Okay, so I checked around, 874 00:34:57,864 --> 00:35:00,300 and it seems like no one... 875 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,402 is missing from any cruise. 876 00:35:02,435 --> 00:35:04,571 But there is a missing person report 877 00:35:04,604 --> 00:35:07,407 for somebody who fell off of a party boat 878 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,542 docking super close to our harbor. 879 00:35:09,609 --> 00:35:11,444 Okay, fine. 880 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:13,346 I was at a costume party. 881 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:15,415 I got drunk, and I fell overboard. 882 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:19,219 Yeah, there's nothing to be ashamed of at all. 883 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:20,320 Why'd you lie? 884 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,289 Maybe I wanted some privacy. 885 00:35:23,323 --> 00:35:24,457 I don't know you, 886 00:35:24,491 --> 00:35:27,360 or any of your weird gift-giving friends. 887 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,295 I'm going upstairs. 888 00:35:30,497 --> 00:35:34,200 Wait, did anyone ask about me? 889 00:35:34,768 --> 00:35:38,505 Is any-- Is someone coming to get me? 890 00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:41,741 [softly] Well, the Coast Guard said 891 00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:45,412 that no one wanted to leave the party. 892 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:47,514 [Cecilia sighs] 893 00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:49,549 Well... 894 00:35:50,483 --> 00:35:53,086 you get the friends you deserve, right? 895 00:35:53,753 --> 00:35:57,657 You just got to meet some people who like you for you. 896 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:00,360 Who would that be? 897 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,696 You saw what I look like. 898 00:36:02,696 --> 00:36:04,564 I've tried everything, 899 00:36:04,564 --> 00:36:06,533 lotions, herbs. 900 00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:08,501 I'm on this griseofulvin med, 901 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,570 even though I know it doesn't work. 902 00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:12,372 And dating? 903 00:36:12,405 --> 00:36:15,542 Trust me, no one wants to get in these pants. 904 00:36:15,575 --> 00:36:16,509 Oh. 905 00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:19,579 Well, Cecilia, what are you t... Cecilia. 906 00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:23,383 Hey, Doc, I got to talk to you. 907 00:36:23,383 --> 00:36:24,551 I'm kind of worried. 908 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:26,619 For the last time, there's no evil sea witch. 909 00:36:26,653 --> 00:36:30,523 No, Cecilia, I found out she lied. 910 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:34,494 She fell off a party boat while she was drunk, 911 00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:37,263 not a cruise ship, and she's saying 912 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:38,698 how unattractive she is, 913 00:36:38,765 --> 00:36:42,268 and she takes "griseo" something. 914 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:43,670 -Griseofulvin? -Yes. 915 00:36:43,703 --> 00:36:45,538 And then she said things that made me bummed out. 916 00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:48,441 Wait, she was saying she was drunk. 917 00:36:48,441 --> 00:36:49,542 That med would make you sick 918 00:36:49,576 --> 00:36:52,545 even after a tiny bit of alcohol. 919 00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:54,414 -Why would she lie? -I don't know. 920 00:36:54,447 --> 00:36:56,416 Why'd she lie about any of it? 921 00:36:56,449 --> 00:36:58,518 I feel like she has, like, 922 00:36:58,551 --> 00:37:00,453 really low self-esteem. 923 00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:02,589 Well, if she wasn't drunk... 924 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,891 maybe she didn't fall off the boat. 925 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:07,193 -What? -Could she have jumped? 926 00:37:07,594 --> 00:37:10,463 She does seem really unhappy. 927 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:14,300 -She's alone right now? -Yeah. 928 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:18,505 [tense music] 929 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:21,608 [knocking softly] 930 00:37:22,609 --> 00:37:26,646 I do not like doing this, but she really did seem upset. 931 00:37:30,517 --> 00:37:32,285 Ah. 932 00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:38,625 Do you think she left out the window? 933 00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:40,360 Hey, Doc. 934 00:37:41,728 --> 00:37:44,464 "Please don't look for me. I'm not worth the trouble." 935 00:37:44,497 --> 00:37:46,566 -Do you think she could... -Given the circumstances? 936 00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:47,834 Yes, we need to find her now. 937 00:37:47,867 --> 00:37:49,602 Okay, I'll tell Elaine to call everyone we know 938 00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:51,471 to help us look for a runaway mermaid. 939 00:37:51,471 --> 00:37:52,572 -Mark! -I know, I know. 940 00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:54,607 But why would she go out the window? 941 00:37:54,607 --> 00:37:57,410 -Cecilia! -Cecilia! 942 00:37:59,212 --> 00:37:59,779 Cecilia! 943 00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:01,681 ["Cecilia" performed by Three Mile Hill playing] 944 00:38:01,715 --> 00:38:02,582 Cecilia. 945 00:38:02,615 --> 00:38:04,384 ♪ You're breaking my heart 946 00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:07,220 ♪ You're shaking my confidence daily ♪ 947 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:08,355 Cecilia! 948 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:10,457 ♪ Oh, Cecilia 949 00:38:10,490 --> 00:38:12,492 ♪ I'm down on my knees 950 00:38:12,525 --> 00:38:16,830 ♪ I'm begging you please to come home ♪ 951 00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:18,631 ♪ Come on home 952 00:38:18,665 --> 00:38:21,568 -[phone vibrates] -Hello? 953 00:38:22,602 --> 00:38:23,670 Where? 954 00:38:23,670 --> 00:38:26,473 On my way. I'll call the doc. 955 00:38:26,506 --> 00:38:28,708 Go, Team Mermaid! 956 00:38:28,742 --> 00:38:30,443 Yes! Yes! 957 00:38:35,849 --> 00:38:37,650 [whimsical music] 958 00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:40,587 [low hum of whispered chatter] 959 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:45,392 This doesn't look so good. 960 00:38:45,425 --> 00:38:46,559 -What's the plan? -[Martin] I don't know. 961 00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:49,729 I haven't done this before. I know we need to keep her calm. 962 00:38:49,763 --> 00:38:51,264 Hey, sweetheart. 963 00:38:51,564 --> 00:38:53,667 -What you doing? -Leave me alone. 964 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:55,669 Why can't you all leave me alone? 965 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:59,272 Well, because we care about you and, uh... 966 00:38:59,305 --> 00:39:01,274 it-- it seems you're upset. 967 00:39:01,274 --> 00:39:03,677 Of course I'm upset. 968 00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:07,514 I jumped overboard at a party, and my friends don't even care. 969 00:39:07,547 --> 00:39:11,384 Well, maybe you just need some new friends. 970 00:39:12,285 --> 00:39:13,753 Look at this. 971 00:39:13,753 --> 00:39:14,688 It's disgusting. 972 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:17,290 Who would want to be my real friends? 973 00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:18,725 We would. 974 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:21,428 I can only guess what you say behind my back. 975 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:23,463 We don't say anything behind your back. 976 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,597 We were just being friendly. 977 00:39:24,664 --> 00:39:25,732 I'm going up there. 978 00:39:25,732 --> 00:39:28,335 Good idea. I'll keep her talking. 979 00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:30,570 Cecilia, listen to me. 980 00:39:30,603 --> 00:39:33,673 We all have things we don't like about ourselves. 981 00:39:33,707 --> 00:39:36,409 We don't all wear it on our skin like you have to, 982 00:39:36,443 --> 00:39:37,477 but we all have something. 983 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,646 What are you talking about? 984 00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:49,556 Honey, I was so ashamed when my husband left me 985 00:39:49,589 --> 00:39:52,359 for my sister that I confessed 986 00:39:52,359 --> 00:39:54,594 to a murder that I didn't do. 987 00:39:54,627 --> 00:39:56,730 I was so embarrassed when I didn't get a call back 988 00:39:56,763 --> 00:40:00,600 to a school, that I lied to the entire town about it. 989 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,437 I had an affair and gave two men boobs. 990 00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:08,341 I pooped little plastic men. 991 00:40:08,341 --> 00:40:09,776 Twice. 992 00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:13,513 I had my heart broken so hard I thought that 993 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:16,716 I was never gonna get over it, but I did. 994 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,618 [Louisa] And I'm the one that broke his heart. 995 00:40:18,651 --> 00:40:19,753 And then he offered to have a baby with me, 996 00:40:19,786 --> 00:40:21,588 but that didn't seem like a good idea 997 00:40:21,621 --> 00:40:22,555 for a bunch of complicated reasons. 998 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:24,791 But now I am trying to be a mom on my own, 999 00:40:24,858 --> 00:40:27,627 and it's wonderful and exciting, but also it makes me feel bad 1000 00:40:27,627 --> 00:40:29,462 because it feels like I'll never find love again. 1001 00:40:29,496 --> 00:40:30,830 It's okay. It's okay. 1002 00:40:30,864 --> 00:40:32,399 That was a lot. 1003 00:40:32,465 --> 00:40:34,367 [Judith] Listen to me, sweetheart. 1004 00:40:34,401 --> 00:40:35,769 I blew up two houses 1005 00:40:35,802 --> 00:40:38,471 because I couldn't quit smoking. 1006 00:40:38,505 --> 00:40:40,407 That never happened to you, did it? 1007 00:40:40,407 --> 00:40:42,609 I have a blood phobia. 1008 00:40:47,514 --> 00:40:51,251 I get panic attacks at the sight of it. 1009 00:40:52,552 --> 00:40:53,787 Which is why my assistant, Elaine, 1010 00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:55,655 was drawing blood without a license, 1011 00:40:55,655 --> 00:40:58,725 and now my entire medical career is in jeopardy. 1012 00:40:58,725 --> 00:41:00,493 What? 1013 00:41:03,396 --> 00:41:05,565 Well, that's messed up. 1014 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:08,535 [sobs] 1015 00:41:08,568 --> 00:41:11,504 This town is very strange. 1016 00:41:13,273 --> 00:41:14,641 Yeah. 1017 00:41:14,674 --> 00:41:16,576 But we mean well. 1018 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:18,712 [crowd murmuring] 1019 00:41:18,778 --> 00:41:21,815 -What are you doing here? -I don't know. 1020 00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:24,684 I just figured you'd want some company. 1021 00:41:24,718 --> 00:41:27,387 And for the record, I know you're not a mermaid, 1022 00:41:27,454 --> 00:41:31,358 but you did make me believe in happily ever after again. 1023 00:41:31,391 --> 00:41:35,729 Like, I can't even stop smiling when I'm looking at you. 1024 00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:38,665 Hey, what do you say I take you back down there, huh? 1025 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:43,570 [gentle music] 1026 00:41:43,570 --> 00:41:44,838 -Mm-hmm. -[Mark] Yes. 1027 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:46,706 [townspeople cheering and applauding] 1028 00:41:46,706 --> 00:41:49,476 I can't believe you didn't tell me that, Doc. 1029 00:41:49,542 --> 00:41:51,311 [Sarah] What? 1030 00:41:55,882 --> 00:42:00,720 See? You get the friends you deserve. [laughs] 1031 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,323 [hum of excited chatter] 1032 00:42:03,356 --> 00:42:06,192 Oh! Hug! Yay! 1033 00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:12,198 Blood phobia? 1034 00:42:14,734 --> 00:42:17,337 How is it you never told me that? 1035 00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,249 No more secrets. 1036 00:42:30,483 --> 00:42:32,585 Good for you. 1037 00:42:32,619 --> 00:42:34,354 Good for you, too. 1038 00:42:42,362 --> 00:42:43,630 I know. 1039 00:42:43,663 --> 00:42:45,598 I'm gonna check myself into a hospital. 1040 00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:47,400 I need professional help. 1041 00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:50,203 You want me to drive you? 1042 00:42:54,641 --> 00:42:57,277 -Oh, that was really something. -Mm-hmm. 1043 00:42:58,678 --> 00:43:00,680 Can I bum a smoke? 1044 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:03,116 -Just one. -[Martin stammers] 1045 00:43:03,516 --> 00:43:04,651 -I'm kidding. -[Martin huffs, groans] 1046 00:43:04,684 --> 00:43:07,687 Mr. Busy Harvard Medical Degree. 1047 00:43:17,397 --> 00:43:18,732 [exhales sharply] 1048 00:43:25,405 --> 00:43:31,177 [theme music]